Ah-nold has maybe played the Terminator too many times:
In Terminator 1, Arnold was sent back in time to prevent the birth of the guy who was going lead a resistance against the machine-armageddonists.
In Terminator 2, Arnold was sent back in time to defeat the super-terminator who was sent back in time to kill the guy who was going to oppose the machine-armageddonists (machine-armageddonists having learned that killing the unborn is wrong!!!).
In Terminator 3, Arnold was sent back in time to defeat the super-duper terminator babe who was sent back in time to kill the guy who, we find out, actually caused the machine-armageddonist timeline by preventing those humans who wanted to stop the machine-armageddonists instead of fighting them in the future.
The machine-armageddonists won. Of course, we should have realized they won after observing that the machine-armageddonists were still cranking out (faster! better!)terminators and no human-resistors came back from the future ("One possible future. I don't know the tech stuff.") after Terminator 1.
Not counting on the teevee show, of course.
Now, in Terminator 4 ("he absolutely will not stop until the State of California is dead"), Arnold's job is to bring about the GOP's economic Armageddon for California. ("Yer terminated, Democrat fuckers!")
How's he doing?
Saturday, January 31, 2009
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