Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The seven deadly si(g)ns, revisited

Greed and gluttony are sooooo second millenium! Here are the seven new sins that will destroy our civilization.

1. Self-righteous indignation.

We all know self-righteous people. (And, if we are honest, many of us will admit having wallowed in this state ourselves, either occasionally or in frequent rhythm.) It is a familiar and rather normal human condition, supported -- even promulgated -- by messages in mass media.

While there are many drawbacks, self-righteousness can also be heady, seductive, and even... well... addictive. Any truly honest person will admit that the state feels good. The pleasure of knowing, with subjective certainty, that you are right and your opponents are deeply, despicably wrong.

Sanctimony, or a sense of righteous outrage, can feel so intense and delicious that many people actively seek to return to it, again and again. Moreover, as Westin et.al. have found, this trait crosses all boundaries of ideology.

Indeed, one could look at our present-day political landscape and argue that a relentless addiction to indignation may be one of the chief drivers of obstinate dogmatism and an inability to negotiate pragmatic solutions to a myriad modern problems. It may be the ultimate propellant behind the current "culture war."

2. Tribalistic self-absorption.

"I am part of/was born into Group X, and Group X -- my group -- is better than all others yet treated so very unfairly." This claim persists -- indeed, is often intensified -- even when Group X is clearly the strongest, most privileged and most favored group. So intense is their need for self-victimization -- so inebriating is their self-absorption and so lacking are they in any capacity for empathy -- that, for all the noise and rhetoric, the arguments they make virtually always have this tribalistic self-absorption at its core.

3. Clinging to outmoded and long-debunked worldviews.

These four combating worldviews have little to do with all those superficial slogans that people have let themselves get lathered about in this century. Things like communism, capitalism, Islam. We have seen wars and death aplenty, but they weren't fought over such simpleminded ideologies. Not really.

Rather, I am talking about deeper themes that pervaded human psychology since the dawn of time. All four of the antagonistic memes that I'm about to describe can be shown to have appeared in all historic cultures, sometimes coexisting under conditions of high tension. Or else they have taken turns, dominating or setting the tone for entire civilizations.

4. Obsessive reliance on following the herd.

Birds do it. Bees do it. Even wildebeests do it.

One by one they gather in big groups - and think and act as one.

What is herd mentality?

"It's the idea that the individual members of a herd relate, behave in a similar fashion," said Pat Thomas, general curator at the Bronx Zoo. "And that's so that they don't stand out and appear different than their group mates."

"If they act too much out of the norm, more often than not they're singled out and identified by a predator - and don't survive very long."

Herds can be awesome, moving and flowing in masses, reminding us that in nature there's the quick - and the dead.

And those who stay scared are more likely to stay alive.

Fear: It makes animals run in herds. Could it also cause otherwise thoughtful people to stop thinking for themselves and follow the crowd?

5. Seeing yourself as a persecuted and oppressed minority when you are, in reality, part of the "persecutor and oppressor" group.

Indeed, sometimes it feels as if it is no longer defined by principles at all, nor by energy and ideas, but rather, by a limitless ability to feel put upon and slighted. To be a conservative these days is, or so they would have you believe, like being black in Birmingham in 1952. It is to be the victim of media, culture and law, which hate you just for being.

Your first thought is to reason them out of it, but it is notoriously hard to reason people out of victimology because it: a) feels good, b) demands deference, c) relieves them of any responsibility for their own fouled-up condition. Victimology is as addictive as crack – and as mentally damaging.

6. God is dead, so you get to be god, part 1: I'm infallible and you aren't.

It's known as the "M.D.eity syndrome" – that particular sense of invulnerability that a physician’s practice and training can aggravate. And it can make the denial that is part and parcel of addiction especially acute. Aldren exemplifies that arrogance – in the early stages of treatment he'll employ his considerable intelligence to sabotage the recovery process. He'll rationalize, evade, lash out at the colleagues who've confronted him about his addiction and the doctors who work to help him heal. In time, however, he'll turn that intelligence – and the sense of duty and care that marks all good doctors – inward, and from an epiphany of realization, will begin to heal himself.

7. God is dead, so you get to be god, part 2: If I believe it then it's true, because I'm omniscient.

What Greenspan missed repeatedly over the years -- and still misses today -- are the corrosive impacts this bubble had in fostering the imbalances and excesses of an asset-dependent U.S. economy. Unprecedented consumer leverage is only part of the problem. So, too, is the failure of an aging U.S. population to save precisely when it needs to prepare for retirement. Global imbalances are also an outgrowth of this era of excess -- underscored by America's massive external deficit and, by the way, the protectionist fires it stokes. Alas, these fault lines were made all the deeper by the Fed's regulatory laxity in an era of unprecedented financial innovation -- a laxity made all the more dangerous by the cheap borrowing costs of a Fed-induced credit bubble. This dangerous combination undoubtedly played a key role in fueling voracious investor demand for opaque and increasingly toxic financial products.

It didn't have to be this way. Just saying no to asset bubbles was always an option. A variety of anti-bubble tools -- the bully pulpit of jawboning, more disciplined regulatory oversight, and, ultimately, a tighter monetary policy -- could have prevented disaster. Yes, economic growth would probably have been slower, but that shortfall likely pales in comparison to the post-bubble carnage now before us. Too bad Greenspan couldn't bring himself to follow the sage advice of one of his predecessors at the Fed and "take away the punch bowl just when the party was getting good."

Monday, June 15, 2009

Warning: Belief in Darwinism can be harmful to your belief in religion

Here's a group that wants to warn you about the dangers of Darwinism:
Darwinism, communism, materialism, violence and terror are all inseparable parts of a single whole. Since Darwinism regards human beings as aimless animals, it leads people who adopt this perspective in the direction of rebellion, conflict, anarchy, lovelessness, selfishness and immorality.

People raised under Darwinist indoctrination, which turns them away from the values that make human beings human and suggests that life is a battleground, attach no importance to the family, religious moral values or honor and virtue and are quite capable of turning toward any heretical ideology or movement. Movements based on Darwinism were responsible for the worst destruction, wars, acts of terrorism, mass slaughter and genocide in the last century. Darwinism inflicted communism, fascism and war on the world as a whole and terrorism on Turkey. Darwinism is the key to all the problems of all kinds that have arisen over the last 150 years.

Sounds like our home-grown religious fanatics, right? But take a look at their main page. The authors have a Turkish Muslim take on their anti-Darwinian slant. Guess superstitious freaks inhabit all ideologies.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

We don't need no steenkin' meeedle class!

After WW II, the United States engineered the largest expansion of the middle class in history. For 30 glorious years, they extended privileges formerly enjoyed only by the upper-middle and upper classes -- education for all, homeownership, one-worker households, even weekends, glorious weekends, with not one but two days off. Their achievement was copied across the globe - for better or worse.

All that began to change on the late 1970s. The normally prescient Jimmy Carter foresaw the impending contraction of the middle class -- and warned people -- but was unprepared for America's level of denial. "That's not what we want to hear!" screamed millions, and turned to Ronald "Morning in America" Reagan, who (along with his successors George and Bill and George and - maybe? - Barack) lulled the middle classes to sleep with pretty bedtime stories.

Stories like:

"Sure, it takes two full-time workers to sustain a household, but the house is full of pretty pretty toys!"

and

"Sure, I now need to work two jobs, but who needs weekends when my recreation is tv!"

and

"Sure, my boss is making me work longer and longer hours for less pay, but that's a lot better than joining a union! Those people are criminals!"

and

"Sure, I have to take out a ridiculous mortgage to buy a home and send my kids to college, but look how much money I got in that latest re-fi!"

and

"Sure, it's getting harder and harder to make it all work, but at least I've got these antidepressants to help me cope!"

And then, 30 years later, the middle classes woke up to discover that it was all over for them. The United States had just engineered the largest contraction of the middle class in history. Workers are just now discovering that their losses -- in education, in worker's rights, in homeownership -- weren't temporary after all. People who saw themselves as rising up the class ladder now find themselves in the middle of a steep fall, and wonder how it happened.

How the hell did the middle class not notice something that's been happening for 30 years?? Will they ever wake up!!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Catholic Fundies prepare for Obama's invasion

Catholic Fundies are mad as hell about the upcoming Barack Obama commencement speech, and they aren't going to let anybody forget what the speech really means: Because of the speech, millions of abortions are happening on Notre Dame campus - so many, in fact, the the sewers of Notre Dame are running red with the blood of aborted fetuses!
We want your family and the family of every graduating senior in Joyce Center to have these sickening pictures gaging [sic] them as they applaud the man who glorifies this carnage. Our avowed purpose is to respectfully, lawfully, ruin this ceremony; not to be vindictive but to force people to stop acting as though everything is normal at Notre Dame. It is not normal for a Catholic institution to honor a man who supports infanticide. The sewers of South Bend are literally running red with the blood of Notre Dame’s children. We are going to figuratively pry open the manhole covers and force the entire university community to smell the stench of death.
Gosh - if the sewers of Notre Dame were "literally" filled with dead fetuses, wouldn't it make more sense to literally (not figuratively) pry open the manhole covers and literally show the fetuses to the students? Or would that only confuse them, because an actual aborted fetus doesn't look anything like the photograph of a miscarried fetus on their banner, and fetuses still in the womb, while cute, haven't actually been aborted, and female/second baby) fetuses aborted overseas by anti-choice zealots can't be stopped by any Supreme Court ruling, and infanticide-instead-of-abortion babies are the result of anti-abortion zealotry?

Still, fundy fetus fetish fotos are fun to collect!



Saturday, April 18, 2009

Forget global warming: Hell just froze over!

There have been plenty of similar posts on the left, but The American Conservative has a post which rips the curtain off Fox News' wizard's lair: The tea parties may have been counterproductive:

Having the right emotional response to war or taxes is not enough. You must also know how the world works and how you can change it — or prevent others from changing it around you. Broad emotional responses cannot make necessary critical distinctions between, say, opposing war and opposing Republicans, or supporting Ron Paul and supporting Rick Perry, both of whom may say things that hit the right emotional buttons, but who stand for very different philosophies and policies.

There is a reason why the scoundrels of Fox News and talk radio and the neocons in the press can get behind the tea parties. The reason is that these protests pose no threat to the Republican and neocon establishment — they are thoroughly tame and impotent diversions of populism. They reinforce the power of the establishment by redirecting popular discontent into mere sound and fury. If the Right had learned anything at all from the Bush years, it should have learned that neoconservative and Republican elites are adept at manipulating emotional populists — proud patriots, heart-on-the-sleeve social cons, enthusiastic Christians. And now people who are "mad as hell" about economics are falling for the same trick. Get mad about busing — and elect Richard Nixon. Get mad about abortion — and elect George W. Bush. Get mad about the bailouts — and fill in the blank. Any folksy-demeanored Republican hack who has mastered the Right's talking points will do.

I truly expect the author to be (a) ignored by the scared lefties, and (b) univited to rightie parties.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

The Governator says "yer dead, California"

Ah-nold has maybe played the Terminator too many times:

In Terminator 1, Arnold was sent back in time to prevent the birth of the guy who was going lead a resistance against the machine-armageddonists.

In Terminator 2, Arnold was sent back in time to defeat the super-terminator who was sent back in time to kill the guy who was going to oppose the machine-armageddonists (machine-armageddonists having learned that killing the unborn is wrong!!!).

In Terminator 3, Arnold was sent back in time to defeat the super-duper terminator babe who was sent back in time to kill the guy who, we find out, actually caused the machine-armageddonist timeline by preventing those humans who wanted to stop the machine-armageddonists instead of fighting them in the future.

The machine-armageddonists won. Of course, we should have realized they won after observing that the machine-armageddonists were still cranking out (faster! better!)terminators and no human-resistors came back from the future ("One possible future. I don't know the tech stuff.") after Terminator 1.

Not counting on the teevee show, of course.

Now, in Terminator 4 ("he absolutely will not stop until the State of California is dead"), Arnold's job is to bring about the GOP's economic Armageddon for California. ("Yer terminated, Democrat fuckers!")



How's he doing?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Will a giant aluminum hat help?

Is the earth's magnetic protection cracked? What does it mean? Who can repair it?

Recent satellite observations have revealed the largest breach yet seen in the magnetic field that protects Earth from most of the sun's violent blasts, researchers reported Tuesday. The discovery was made last summer by Themis, a fleet of five small NASA satellites.

Scientists have long known that the Earth's magnetic field, which guards against severe space weather, is similar to a drafty old house that sometimes lets in violent eruptions of charged particles from the sun. Such a breach can cause brilliant auroras or disrupt satellite and ground communications